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Our trashy, flashy, holiday spectacular is now available as a book!

I wrote a book for casual vegans like me

What’s all this?

A scrapbook: a jumble of personal notes on things that I find interesting, sexy, funny, and/or appalling. There’s no theme here that I know of, but if you find one: go, you. Some stuff may be NSFW. Consider that a warning.

P.S. Several years ago, I migrated my old self-hosted WordPress site to WordPress proper, and some of the images (read: ALL OF THE IMAGES) got lost in the transition. If there’s post with a missing image that you’d really like to see, drop me a line at sturtle [at] gmail [dot] com. I’ll see what I can do.

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Three things thoughtful bottoms don’t say during sex:

1. That’s it, girl! Work that mommy-hole!

2. Goo goo, da da. Stinky baby needs changing.

3. Yes! Pound my constipated ass!

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