Huckabee Today
On running for the United States Senate if this presidential thing doesn’t work out: “It’s more likely I’ll dye my hair green, get a bunch of tattoos and go on tour with Amy Winehouse.”
No really, Mike: that sounds, like, totally natural. Not canned or planned or anything. Certainly not like you’ve been coached to get the youth vote. I’m sure you’re really into pop music and not that Righteous Brothers stuff like everybody says. They’re just jealous of your mad style, yo. I’m sure you’re all into txt msgin ur homies, and I know you’ve got a lot of dope shyt to say, and that you refer to it as such. Somebody said you were making a bunch of stickers with Hillary’s face on ’em that are all, “Bump that beeyotch!” That’s hot. You’re so totally our next president, dude.
But does Miss Winehouse know that she’s been in your mouth today?
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