Dear America:
You know that thing you do–where you hear the word “racism” and you think “the South”? Well, please stop. These crackers could totally out-bigot anyone below the Mason-Dixon:
And don’t be all like, “Al Jazeera? That’s one of them A-rab papers! How you gonna trust what they report?” ‘Cause as an occasional thespian, I can tell you, those people ain’t acting. Also: CNN pops up in other countries all the time, and you trust their reporting, don’t you?
Spread the blame, that’s all I’m sayin’.
sturtle [dot] com 