Speaking of Twitter, this may be my fave tweet so far:
Richard is one of the nine sister goddesses in Greek mythology, presiding over song, and poetry, and the arts, and do you believe me now, Sonny?
Only because it references a really gay movie and Olivia Neutron Bomb and because I say this all the damn time and no one ever seems to notice but it makes me laugh on the inside. And occasionally, the outside.