A thousand words have been hurled at me, and I have no response


Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while since I was in grad school, so I’m wondering if you could parse this photo and tell me what exactly the fuck is going on.

I mean, I know what’s going on in a literal sense because the photo came with all kinds of longwinded crazy info*. But in a post-Foucaultian, neo-Lacanian sense, what the hizell?

Also: does this mean that pedophilia has finally replaced skinny jeans as the new thing? Because I don’t follow trends much, but I’m REALLY over skinny jeans.

[via TheSuperficial]

* ANAHEIM, CA – MARCH 26:  In this handout image provided by Disneyland, Ryan Seacrest (R) and Justin Bieber prepare to watch “Captain EO” with more than 500 fans at Disneyland on March 26, 2010 in Anaheim, California. Contest winners from all over the country joined Seacrest and Bieber for a private event at Disneyland to celebrate the release of Bieber’s latest CD.  (Photo by Handout/Getty Images)

2 thoughts on “A thousand words have been hurled at me, and I have no response

  1. malamapono

    what the hizell?? based on a phone call i received last night, it was fred phelps liver speaking and it was difficult to discern if the french connection was mentioning the new skinny jeans or filtering cholesterol and vitriol through a fomenting baptist liver or in a post-Foucaultian neo-Lacanian sense, some gay men came to be excited about matt dillon coming out while “will and grace” were neuteured. i don’t wear skinny jeans, and plenty was lost in translation as a mixed twirl mr. softee is far too vanilla when opting to twirl under the ball at twilo — can i go back to bed??


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