1. This deadly virus is going to kill us!

2. Oh, no it’s not.

3. That’s my son!

4. Oh, no it’s not.

5. These crazed survivalists are going to kill us!

6. Oh, no they’re not.

7. This pseudo government is going to save us!

8. Oh, no it’s not.

9. This pseudo government is going to kill us!

10. Oh, no it’s not.

11. This newly re-engineered virus is going to kill us!

12. Oh, no it’s not.

13. “They” have ________! They’re going to kill him/her/them!

14. Oh, no they’re not.

15. Repeat steps 13 and 14 until series is renewed or canceled.

16. The end.