1. That pic above? Click it. It’s a condom ad. I can’t decide if it’s terrible because of its hard-to-read [ha!] storyline, or brilliant because of its suggestive storyline. Which probably means it’s brilliant, and definitely means it caught my attention, and also makes me wonder why the art director didn’t bother to find a more conventionally handsome cop. I mean, different strokes and all, but some bigass forearms would help sell it.

FYI: I believe the ad was made for the Swiss market. Crazy Swiss.

[via Copyranter]

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2. Speaking of ads: this spot for the Fowin “sexual efficiency ring” is not only a little vague, but also maybe offensive. In so far as raping your wife/girlfriend/mistress with fresh cucumbers is considered offensive in Thailand.

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3. I have a new post at Lurid Digs, which is definitely, absolutely, positively not safe for work. But then, if you don’t know that, you probably shouldn’t click through, anyway.

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4. A Canadian woman by the name of Lisa Murphy has written/sculpted a new book of pornography for the blind. I say “a new book”, but in fact, it may be “the first book of its kind”, so far as I know. It’s called Tactile Minds, and it looks like this:

Hmm. All that, and I’d still like to touch it. Which says less about the book than it says about me, perhaps.

[via Tyler]