Jon Hamm Did Porn And I Am Just Now Finding Out About It?

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[Hamm] was working as the set dresser on a soft porn film (porn films need set dressers? “You gotta move cameras around, and ashtrays; and continuity is apparently an issue”) when Jennifer Westfeldt, who was at that point a distant acquaintance of Hamm’s, invited him to be in a play she was working on in New York. “I came in after another 12-hour day [on the porn film] to this message on my answer phone, and I was so exhausted and depressed and bone tired that I called her back immediately: ‘Yes! I don’t care what it is!’ I borrowed money for a ticket and lived in New York for six weeks on about $300, stayed on a friend’s coach, roller-bladed everywhere…” The play, Lipschtick, was the basis for Kissing Jessica Stein; and Hamm’s six-week stint on it kick-started his and Westfeldt’s relationship.

[Guardian]

60-Second Activism: Call Your Senator Now

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Below is an excerpt from an email I just received from the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network. The gist: call your U.S. senator NOW and tell her/him to move forward with the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

If you’ve never done this before, don’t worry: you won’t have to talk to your senator directly. You’ll speak to an aide. Just call 202-224-3121, ask for your senator’s office, and tell whomever answers the phone, “As a taxpayer, a voter, and supporter of equal rights for all Americans, I want Senator _________ to stop the filibuster and begin debating passage of the Defense bill”. It really is that simple.

Here’s the email and more info:

The final hour has arrived. Today at 2:15 PM ET, the full Senate will determine whether “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” (DADT) repeal will move forward this year. For repeal to happen, we need 60 votes to break Senator John McCain (R-AZ)’s expected filibuster. All supporters must call their senators now.

Call both your senators at the Capitol switchboard right now and urge them to vote to end the filibuster and move on to a real debate on the Defense bill.

(202) 224-3121

These senators are currently uncommitted on breaking the filibuster and particularly need to hear from us today:

–Susan Collins (R-ME);
–Olympia Snowe (R-ME);
–Mark Pryor (D-AR);
–Richard Lugar (R-IN);
–Judd Gregg (R-NH);
–Jim Webb (D-VA);
–George Voinovich (R-OH);
–Kit Bond (R-MO)

Don’t let opponents of open service hold up critical funding for our troops and prospects for repeal. Supporters of open service must make their voices heard today. If you have already called your senators, call both of them again.

Call the Capitol switchboard and tell both your senators to follow the lead of Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman Carl Levin (D-MI) to stop the filibuster and begin debating passage of the Defense bill.

(202) 224-3121

Reason #47 Not To Use Your Personal USB Drive, Or, My Recurring Nightmare

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One day, this will happen to me. Even though I have nothing scandalous on any work-related computer or jump drive, somehow this will happen to me. And as I leave the room, I will realize that I am completely naked.

A US school has been forced to apologise after its students were accidentally shown pornographic images during a school assembly.

The incident happened at Norwin High School in Pennsylvania during a presentation to 400 students about the importance of donating blood, the Associated Press reports.

According to school officials, “a few pornographic pictures” were shown on a giant TV screen after a Central Blood Bank representative plugged in his personal USB drive and clicked on the wrong file.

[full story at MSN]

Daily Reading: Spoilers From Future Remakes Of ‘Love Story’

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I don’t read McSweeney’s every day, but  when I do, I am happy to find pieces like this:

SPOILERS FROM THE ENDINGS OF FUTURE REMAKES OF THE 1970 FILM LOVE STORY.

BY DUSTIN KURTZ

In the seventh remake of Love Story, as in the original, Ali MacGraw dies of cancer.

The next five versions feature a cast made up wholly of dogs of varying breeds, boating and fucking and quipping, but then in the twelfth remake McGraw is back. Until, that is, she dies of cancer.

The next dozen or so iterations featured neither MacGraw or her original costar Ryan O’Neal, but in ten of them it is the male lead who succumbs to leukemia.

The following version is a shot by shot remake of the original, with the exception of a smear of sputum on the lens of the camera shaped like a drowning ape or, in scenes with lower lighting, a Moche amphora.

In the next version Ryan O’Neal is a hallucination, in the next he dies of cancer again.

[continued at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency]

September 14, 1927: The Gays Get Another Tragic Lady Icon

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According to some, it was a dark and stormy night.

According to some, she dashed from the house, saying, “Je vais a l’amour”, or, poetically translated, “I am going into the arms of Love”, or, less charitably, “I am going to get freaky in a well-appointed villa by the seashore”.

According to some, she was in a Bugatti with her dashing Italian lover, a mechanic several years her junior.

But in fact, none of that seems accurate, even though it makes for a very good story.

The truth is, Isadora Duncan was heading home after an evening stroll in Nice. She was in a convertible, and the top was down, which probably means it wasn’t raining at all. And except for her chauffeur, Isadora was alone. (Though some reports indicate that her chauffeur was, in fact, the aforementioned lover.) She may have said, “Je vais a l’amour”, or she might have instead said, “Je vais a la gloire”, which would turn out to be grimly ironic, but doesn’t have the same ring.

Oh, and she wasn’t in a Bugatti, but an Amilcar, which also lacks a certain poetry.

However, the most important bit, the story about her cause of death, is indisputable and true: after the car began moving, Isadora’s trademark long, silk scarf became tangled in its rear wheel. By the time the car hit full speed, she was yanked from her seat and hurled to the cobblestones. She was dragged for some distance before the driver fully realized what had happened.

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Personally, I don’t care much for Isadora’s dance, her style of improvisation. I’m all for historical recreation, that’s fine, but looking at a few amphorae and mimicking the poses of the dancing girls does not a recreation make. Then again, I’m not an improv fan in any genre, so who am I to judge?

But that image of Duncan flying from her car? The free-spirited artist having become the victim of her own glamour? That’s the sort of tragedy that’s got legs.

I don’t know what it is about us — The Gays — and our tragic ladyfigures, I only know that (a) there’s something to it, and (b) countless queer theorists (remember them?) have tried to figure it out, and no one’s hit it on the head. Edina Monsoon had a nice quote about it in one episode of Ab Fab; speaking to her gay ex-husband who was enthralled by some hot lady mess or other, she said (and I paraphrase), “You’re so predictable. A bitch with a drug habit, and you’re anybody’s, aren’t you?”

I’ll leave the debating to the scholars. All I know is that we love a good heroine. I also know, as Gertrude Stein said about Duncan after her death, “Affectations can be dangerous.”

For anyone who’s interested, here’s the New York Times notice of her death — well, the first bit of it, anyway. If you can find the rest, lemme know:

PARIS, FRANCE — Isadora Duncan, the American dancer, tonight met a tragic death at Nice on the Riviera. According to dispatches from Nice Miss Duncan was hurled in an extraordinary manner from an open automobile in which she was riding and instantly killed by the force of her fall to the stone pavement.

Affecting, as was her habit, an unusual costume, Miss Duncan was wearing an immense iridescent silk scarf wrapped about her neck and streaming in long folds, part of which was swathed about her body with part trailing behind. After an evening walk along the Promenade de Anglais about 10 o’clock, she entered an open rented car, directing the driver to take her to the hotel where she was staying.

As she took her seat in the car neither she nor the driver noticed that one of the loose ends fell outside over the side of the car and was caught in the rear wheel of the machine.

Dragged Bodily From the Car.
The automobile was going at full speed when the scarf of strong silk suddenly began winding around the wheel and with terrific force dragged Miss Duncan, around whom it was securely wrapped, bodily over the side of the car, precipitating her with violence against the cobblestone street. She was dragged for several yards before the chauffeur halted, attracted by her cries in the street.

Medical aid immediately was summoned, but it was stated that she had been strangled and killed instantly.

This end to a life full of many pathetic episodes was received as a great shock in France, where, despite her numerous eccentric traits, Miss Duncan was regarded as a great artist. Her great popularity in France was increased by the entire nation’s sympathy when in 1913 her two young children also perished in an automobile tragedy. The car in which they had been left seated started, driverless, down a hill and plunged over a bridge into the Seine River.

Copyright © New York Times, Sep 15, 1927

Video: MILDRED PIERCE, Directed By Todd Haynes

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I know this is gay sacrilege, but just between us, I’m not a huge fan of Mildred Pierce.

Yes, I’ve watched it from beginning to end. Several times. It just doesn’t do much for me.

I feel the same way about Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte, which one of several of my friends turned into an amazing stage play, but the movie? Well, it does go on.

Anyway, I’d heard there was a remake in the works for Mildred Pierce. What I hadn’t heard was that it’s been directed by genius director (and occasional acquaintance) Todd “Superstar” Haynes. And it features Kate Winslet, whom I’ve liked ever since Heavenly Creatures, with a brief interlude around Titanic, not because she was bad, but because it was a comic book, and I like my comic books animated, thank you.

The trailer also gives me hope:

[via Towleroad]