[via Trainwrecks]

Terrible screencap, I know, but trust me: those images have NOTHING to do with the text. Between this and those dancing aliens in mortgage banner ads, I don’t know which is worse.

[Details at NYTimes]

…the guy in the background really needs to step up his game if he’s duping Gaga’s pokerface:

Yes, that’s my sister (I make the same face; it’s genetic), and yes, she’s just posted a new radio show to BrooklynRadio.net. Technically speaking it’s an anti-Auto-Tune set — a tirade against the digital technology that’s allowed frog-voiced famewhores like Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Paris Hilton, and Kim Zolciak try their hand at being professional song stylists. However, in the mix of all the delicious low-tech realness (and quirky personal stories), sis has also included a great Mardi Gras tune by Bo Dollis and the Wild Magnolias. Says Tiff:

Happy New Year! I am back with a new show – Episode 52 – I HATE AUTO TUNE MIX!! I had to let it be known how much auto tune grates me! We are living in a musical age that will sadly be known as the “AUTO TUNE YEARS”. My show is a sort of protest against the auto tune majority! So come join me and lets make this anti auto tune movement grow!! As always there’s killer trax to be had. Groovy Blues from Buddy Guy, Willie Dixon, and Otis Rush. Rock out with Dr Feelgood. Get in the spirit of Mardi Gras with Bo Dollis and The Wild Magnolias. And kinda a newish track from the Killer! Yep, 74 years old and he’s still got it! And LOADS MORE!!! Plus 2 boring stories from me! Enjoy!

Click here to view the track list and get down.

[from Flicker user JustinVG via BB]

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[ Joe Rogan Has A Creepy Locker Room Stalker, via Marty ]

On the upside: although TotalProSports chose a terrible title for that post, the commenters are far more bearable than you’d expect.

The boyfriend in my headpiece from Friday night’s bal masque, hosted by the Mystic Krewe of Satyricon.

During my final appearance as King Satyricon VII. My friend Brian did an amazing job on the costume (though the sparkly bits aren’t quite as obvious in full flash). Photo by a completely different Brian.

FYI, no beheading was necessary. I went peacefully.