Minnesota Marys Face Holiday Hook-up Horror
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Some state offices closed and about 9,000 state employees were jobless Friday after parts of Minnesota’s government shut down for the first time in state history, leaving most rest stops closed for the Independence Day weekend.
It may not be the funniest lede/lead paragraph ever written, but it’s certainly one of the oddest. Clearly, some trucker-chaser at the Associated Press is very concerned about his Fourth of July frolics. (Insert Roman candle joke here.)
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